Sara the Elf has a HUGE surprise!!! I get pulled over on our way to a nice Denny’s breakfast. Somebody died in my Mom’s new apartment and she doesn’t care… but Darcie does. I have a super cute baby Hazel! There’s a bunny at the Fantasy Springs Box Office. Brigham has some sweet new DC kicks. Dar sticks a napkin to her face. I drag Ginger around on her tummy. Ginger tries to remember the lyrics to the purple people eater song.
Magic Reindeer Food
Chocolate Covered Garlic Pretzels… Oops!?!
Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses!
SANTA & ELF ON THE SHELF SPOILER ALERT!!!!
Tara makes Magic Reindeer Food for Ginger’s class, and then accidentally uses garlic pretzels for chocolate dipping.
Shampoo Mohawks make me smile
Lunch at Las Flores!!! YeeHaw! I have a serious talk with Dar and Tara about shampoo mohawks. I fall asleep on the floor with Brigham. I get a bunch of crap about the length of my nails. I sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in its entirety while we rock a game of Quelf.
Silverware is for chumps!!!
Ginger and I faunch up Hazel. Poor Hazel has the hiccups again. Brigham launches a full-fledged assault on the use of silverware. He makes a mockery of the civilized. We beat the tar out of the kids before bed. Tara tells of a recent diaper situation with The Boy; a very serious and completely gross diaper situation.
Dar takes over the Vlog
Brigham and I go on the hunt for a hidden Ginger. Tara’s “very interesting stories” get put on hold. Dar takes over the Vlog and goes shopping with Tara. Dar buys too much scrapbooking stuff. People think they’re crazy! Tara doesn’t know the size of her bed. Dar is apparently a catalogue of bed sizes.
Spotting Christmas Lights (aka – “I pot one”)
Ginger sings Jingle Bells complete with “A one hore hopen slay, HAY!” I pummel Ginger in a game of animal memory. Dar makes some warm chocolaty memories. We head out for some good ol’ family Christmas lights spotting. Candy Cane Lane is packed but we had a great time! Brigham shows his monkey some love.
Maricela and Leo visit
The Boy makes a huge mess of the kitchen and his high chair. Maricela and Leo visit and bring Christmas gifts. We love Maricela and Leo! Ginger turns into a massage therapist. We rearrange the car-seats in Dar’s car to see if it will work. Ginger does a Vitamin Water sound bite. I reminisce over the nastiness that is Chicken McNuggets. Ken of Ken & Barbie turns into a Justin Bieber Freak Wannabe. Brigham and I check out the animals at the pets store.
Pre-poop Procedure
We hang with Napoleon, the Blind Shar Pei. Dar and I go ON A DATE!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!! Mission Impossible 3 made me want to race around, hang from ropes, and shoot bad guys! Ginger sings Walking in a Winter Wonder Land. Tina crawls through the kiddie tunnel. I take Napoleon for a walk while my brother is away.
Paper-cut Fencing
Ginger and I partake of some delicious baby ribs. Mmmm Mmmm Good!!! The Bengals teach us about the qualities of Monday – loudly! Hazel has a hiccup curse from the womb that she hasn’t been able to shake. Ginger teaches me a thing or two about fencing with strips of paper. Dar busts out her mad crafting skills on some thank you cards. Hazel has her first bath.
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