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Operation Tickle is GO! – day 96

Brigham gets the snot tickled right out of him. Large Puppy wrestles Brigham in a cage match. We search for winter wear fro Ginger. I carry the boy on my shoulders and he LOVES it! Dar is sell crazy! We try our best to shuffle. We go for a family walk. Hazel is a super …

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Baby Shower for Hazel

Brigham runs funny and I’m not sure where he gets it. We goof off outside the souplantation. Brigham speaks spanish. I spill the beans about (to you) about the surprise baby shower. Dar figures out something is going on when we get home and there are loads of cars that she recognizes. SURPRISE!!!!! My house …

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Loser Slacker Flake!!!

Dar, Hazel, and Tara hang out in a changing room. Tara wants Ginger to be the first 4 year old blogger and to be on Good Morning America. Dar drinks real coca cola for the first time in 2 years and has a “cokegasm”. Tara runs over her foot with the shopping cart at Joanne’s …

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Couponing with Tara

It’s hot in the desert. Dar and Tara have a Snickers moment. The try to get the mail from the mailman. Hazel has the hiccups again. Tara goes shopping with coupons. Tara massages Hazel’s tear glands. The kids and I goof around. We crack open a rancid coconut. I dig buñuelos! I furrow my brow …

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Baking cookies with Mommy

Work is really cramping my “spending time with my family” style. Brigham is still learning to use a spoon. I wipe my face with my hands. Brigham tries to feed his hair and talks like a dinosaur. We discovered what will cause the zombie apocalypse. Darcie makes good on the hair cut cookie deal with …

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Jalapeño Jelly Time

I bust out with some homemade Jalapeño Jelly. Don’t knock it till you try it! Ginger and Brigham goof around as kids do. Brigham is making suspicious calls from his toy phone. We need to carefully watch his minutes and we’re seriously considering getting him a unlimited texting plan. I briefly cover the Jalapeño Jelly …

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Silverware is for chumps!!!

Ginger and I faunch up Hazel. Poor Hazel has the hiccups again. Brigham launches a full-fledged assault on the use of silverware. He makes a mockery of the civilized. We beat the tar out of the kids before bed. Tara tells of a recent diaper situation with The Boy; a very serious and completely gross …

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Paper-cut Fencing

Ginger and I partake of some delicious baby ribs. Mmmm Mmmm Good!!! The Bengals teach us about the qualities of Monday – loudly! Hazel has a hiccup curse from the womb that she hasn’t been able to shake. Ginger teaches me a thing or two about fencing with strips of paper. Dar busts out her …

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Sweet Cakery

Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …

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Baby Cotton gets a Name!!!! YAY!

Going home today, going home today, we get to go home today!!! Yippie!! The hospital isn’t my favorite place to stay, and that chair thing they call a “daddy bed” is not a bed at all. I’m so looking forward to my own bed! WOO HOO! We decided on a name for the baby girl …

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