Ginger comes home covered in boogers and dirt from daycare! We got creative with her Prize Box Tattoo because it was a little messed up. The middle of the dolphin tattoo was missing so I drew a shark eating it! All better! Brigham puts on Gingers favorite shoes, her pink shiny boots! Then we have a CottonPatch hoedown! Boy can Brigham bust a move! Dar goes on a wild goose chase for a missing sock. We explain the origin and use for a Brocket (Bra+Pocket). Darcie sings “Smelly Cat”, Phoebe’s song from Friends that sounds best if you’re sick and have a raspy voice. Brigham makes out with Pixel. We get the couch cushion bed ready for movie night and then we DOGPILE ON MOMMY!!!!!! SHHHHHH!!! GUYS! BE QUIET!!! We’re trying to watch a movie! Brigham plays with Hazel and covers her up to keep her warm. MAN, Hazel’s a cute baby! Ginger loved the Incredibles, she gives it a rating of 21!

The kids are so chipper when they wake up! I have a church meeting Ginger takes over the vlog and shows y’all just how silly she really is. Dar solves the dinner debacle by getting dinner from a window… you’ll see. Brigham hides in a tent that makes him invisible. Ginger tells about her trip to the movies. She loved the movie… it was about a “chimpanda”.

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The Boy is getting bigger… he’s testing a lot now but he’s so cute he can get away with it. Darcie has some Gals over for some scrapbooking thing. I make up for not much vlog with some video of the cutest baby you’ll ever see! Ginger gets crazy on her way to bed and sings her version of “We Are Young” by FUN — there is an umbrella nose involved. I added my instagram handle in the links below. I’m taking Darcie somewhere special for our anniversary. Don’t tell Dar, it’s a surprise! Ginger and I mess with each other by breaking the whisper rule and telling knock knock jokes.

I have lunch with my Grandma and show you her pond and some HUGE bullfrogs! I toss a clump of dirt toward the frog and he doesn’t get scared… he tries to EAT IT! He must be like the Chuck Norris of frogs. Ginger sneezes at dinner and blows a noodle out her nose… NOSE NOODLE POWER! Dar goes to help out with an activity at the Church and I take the kids for a 2 mile walk. We stop by aunties on our way back home because Ginger was “Tired and Exhausted” and wanted to see Auntie.

We go to the park and see some people “telling secrets” under a blanket… GET A ROOM! The butterfly kite is on a mission to make me lose my cool. It likes the ground more than the air… STINKING KITE! We all tae off our shoes and frolic in the clovers. HAHA Brigham hates grass on his feet. He walks on is tippy-toes to not touch the grass. Brigham wears my big ol’ clodhoppers. Ginger sings us a few songs. We leave all the cigarette butts and syringes at the park and on our way home we invent a new game called Catch the Flower. I rocked that game!

I help Dar with a project. We share our love for Trader Joe’s Macarons Au Chocolat. Seriously Trader Joe’s? You couldn’t just call them AWESOME CHOCOLATE COOKIE SANDWICHES? Whatever! Ginger eats an Italian Ice and I prove that I’m just a Dumb American. Dar teaches Ginger the “Do as I’m Doing” song. Hazel is a super cute sleeper… Shhhhhh!!! As Dar always says, if you wake her, you have to feed her! We walk on our hands. We spin a basketball… then we spin while bouncing a basketball… yeah, it gets a bit crazy up in here. I can’t believe I left in the funny faces… oh well. Ginger must get her fashion sense from the future. We cut Hazel’s hair for a keepsake.

Welcome the Cotton Family Fishing Hour…. really this is way more play fishing than I ever thought we would be involved with. Really that about says it… fishing, fishing, and more fishing. We hypnotize all of you to SUBSCRIBE LIKE COMMENT & FAVORITE. Dar shows her competitive side. But she gets beat time and time again. Love you Babe! At the end of the night Ginger takes a few pictures with her fancy little Walgreens camera but it keeps messing up my face.