EASTER PARTY!!! Ginger PWNS the Easter Egg Hunt! THAT’S MY GIRL! She even gives one of the slower kids an egg cause he only got one. We’re all vegetarian so no soft candy (usually) and G is allergic to peanuts… no snickers from her easter basket. It’s Grandma Sue’s Birthday! Ginger and Dar call her. We make fun shapes out of Ginger’s sandwich. WE GOT OUT 300th SUBSCRIBER TODAY!!!! YAAAAAY! I leave Darcie stranded on the side of the road… hehe. We feed ducks at the park and they go CRAZY! There is even some “Duck Love”. We won our first basketball playoff game and Dar heckles me while I try to vlog about it.
BABY DUCK HERDER
HOW TO CLEAN A KIDDIE POOL IN 4.7 SECONDS!!!
I have a super awesome technique for cleaning the kiddie pool! Darcie takes the kids shopping at Bath & Body Works for Easter gifts for the kid’s teachers. Ginger professes her love of a certain shopping establishment. Ginger tells tales of late nights with screaming kids. It’s a rough car ride back home. Ginger nibbles on Hazel’s cute little baby feet. Ginger’s very first doll ever has scary eyes! Poor Shushu
TOY PLANE ATTACKS KIDS
Brigham just happens to be the sweetest and cutest baby EVER!!!! I know my view is skewed but I’m okay with it. Great Grandma Cotton gave Ginger some pictures from a trip we took to Julian (Pie Capital of the UNIVERSE) a few years ago. Ginger looks through the pictures and we discover the GREATEST PHOTO OF ALL TIME! It’s a picture of a duck butt. Yep, a duck butt. A toy airplane chases us around the house and crashes into us. Pixel (the largest of our small dogs) joins in the fun. Brigham gives himself the EVIL EYE!
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CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
Rolling down grassy hills in the park is super sweet way to spend the evening! We even take you for a ride on a few of our downhill trips. I make a wish about concussion smells. Brigham has an aversion to grass that is really good for his abs. He holds his feet up no matter how long I hold him over the grass. Ginger plays waitress and takes our orders… she’s a tough cookie though, she would be a good waitress cause she doesn’t take any lip! I get attacked by a haunted burp cloth. Brigham makes a massive magazine mess, but he’s super cute so there’s no way we could get mad.
DRAW SOMETHING PWNAGE
Ginger dances like a crazy person to her own version of “Baby” by Justin Bieber. Darcie rocks at Draw Something! According to Dr. Ginger, I have a cavity in my tummy, leg, and nose hair. Dar and G attack my lip. Darcie pays the consequence for taking a bite of Ginger’s sandwich… HAHAHA!
KIDDIE-POPSICLE POOL TIME
Ginger gets put on time out and we sneak up on her to see her being a goof! Ginger FORCES me to put up the pool… even though it’s gonna be cold… and it was too cold. We find a cute little ladybug. Darcie and I get to GO ON A DATE!!!!!!! WAHOOOOO! It’s been too long! I’m using lots of “!”. Dar gets all dolled up for our date and she’s lookin’ good!
WHY DID THE BABY CROSS THE ROAD?
We love the park, we all had another picnic there. Thea weather is so nice, we’re trying to use it as much as possible before it gets molten hot outside. We toss around a football and a flying disc. I rock at Ginger Horseshoes. Dar rolls down a grassy hill for the first time in almost 15 years.
DIAPER? CHECK! BOOTS? CHECK!
Darcie is in an AWESOME mood and sings (honks) for us! Brigham gets his shoes on for the basketball game. I scare Darcie while trying to catch her making up another song. I go play basketball and the kids play in the mud, SWEET MUD! Hazel is a naughty baby for sucking her thumb… she totally makes up for it with cute smiles though. The kids try roasted seaweed. We just had our piano tuned so Darcie plays a song for us. We share the video from xOohmaddie with Tara and the grandparents.