ALAKAZAM!
BRIGHAM IS THE CUTEST BOY EVER!!!!! Ginger and Brigham go to daycare and I take Hazel to the doctor…. she might have whooping cough. Doctor says she can’t go to daycare for a WHOLE WEEK! We review our garden stones. Brigham gets cold feet (ba-dum-pum). I teach Ginger the string tied to your lip trick. SHE NAILS IT! Ginger makes us all pose and dance with her magic wand. We talk to Ginger about possibly going to DisAneyland for her birthday. I bust out with my man skills and build a tool for my wife! Rawr! Hazel growls like a baby pirate.
THE EGG CAME FIRST… NO, WAIT!
Ginger amazes me with her slider door opening skills! e all get excited about the pepper plants popping up. Ginger and I decide to start a broccoli flower business. Ginger sticks her foot in a dangerous gopher – spider – scorpion hole. There is a bird building a nest in the roof crevice of our neighbors house. Ginger ponders one of life’s greatest mysteries… Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Hazel smokes out on the couch but she won’t share her baby drugs. Matt dances like Frankie Valli. Grandma Sue comes over and we make fancy garden stones. I get caught wearing a beautiful spring hat. We head to the park where Ginger takes a basketball to the face… OUCH! Brigham and I play the “Brigham Daddy” game.
SINGING IN THE RAIN
A dirty little leprechaun made a mess of our house! It’s rainy and Ginger simply must go out and play in the rain. Her favorite thing is jumping in puddles. Our microwave is dying a slow death but Ginger says it was just tired the other day. Aunt Tara comes over to play. It’s Ginger’s Great Grandpa’s birthday so she calls him to sing Happy Birthday. Brigham tries to pick Hazel’s nose. We eat Chinese for dinner and we get some good fortune cookies. Brigham tries to feed most of his dinner to his pants. I get in trouble for waling up the baby… WE RUN AWAY!!! Ginger has to clean her room… or I will.
BUNNIES DUCKS AND CHICKS, OH MY!!!
Ginger busts out her earth science knowledge. I’m back! I missed you! Dar misses her Chicago album. Hazel’s results came back and she doesn’t have pneumonia or RSV, but we’re waiting to hear back about whooping cough. Hazel makes some scary coughs. We take AWESOME EASTER PICTURES!!!!
NAUGHTY BABY THUMB THUCKER
Dar takes over the vlog… wait… what!?! Yeah I know, I went out of town for work. Hazel kept Darcie up all night with a scary cough. We’re worried about whooping cough. Darcie takes Hazel to the doctor. Hazel has much love for her thumb. Ginger totally steals Darcie’s mushroom pop. Ginger takes over the vlog that Darcie took over. Hazel is fussy so Dar makes her dance. Ginger does a crazy dance. Brigham tries to whisper but he can only WHISPER!
SPINACH LOLLIPOP?
Brigham wakes up in a good mood. Mrs. Emma draws an awesome map for Ginger. Brigham is in a daze when he gets home. Ginger gets to eat a lollypop and hides it from Brigham. Darcie pelts Brigham in the back when he’s running away. Ginger wants to go on my work trip. I get my oil changed and actually get some work done at the golden arches. Darcie plays pickon. We all goof around on the couch. Ginger makes a really nice card with heart fireworks for me to take on my trip. WARNING!!! there is a bloody massacre at the end of this video… it was just a bloody nose, zero pain… Brigham didn’t even know it happened.
50LB CABBAGE
Being a dad is the GREATEST thing ever and Ginger agrees. Our microwave is slowly dying. I no longer smell smoke. We water all kinds of plants. I go on Dog Poop Patrol. I WIN at the games Ginger creates. The Missionaries come over for dinner. There are undies hanging from Dar’s car window… WHAT?!?!
OVER THE TROLL BRIDGE
Darcie makes a map for Ginger because the one Mrs. Emma made “accidentally” got thrown away. Brigham wants onions? Paper can’t be folded more than 11 times… NO Matter what!!! Ginger reads her map wrong and gets us LOST ARGHHHH!!! Brigham has to ouch all the clothes at the store; he’s so cute! Ginger has a shoe attraction just like her mom. Ginger’s teeth are SOOOOOO clean they squeak!
WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE!!!
I sound horrible cause I’m sick. I teach Ginger how to get her way EVERY TIME! Ginger shows us her new garden features. Our cabbage will come with a free baby. Our dogs are vegetarian (wink wink). Ginger kills weeds. Grandma Sue gives Ginger her own little garden bag. Onion sets? I shamelessly request likes and subscribes. We knock out an awesome dinner of artichokes. I overhear a catchy new song from Team Umizoomie and incorporate it into everything I do. Ginger sings and dances. Brigham gets ornery and keeps me very busy. Brigham doles out the evil eye. Ginger gets PAID! Brigham busts his lip on the corner of the table. We kelp her pay her tithing, savings and spending accounts.
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