Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses! SANTA & …
Ginger sings Jingle Bells complete with “A one hore hopen slay, HAY!” I pummel Ginger in a game of animal memory. Dar makes some warm chocolaty memories. We head out for some good ol’ family Christmas lights spotting. Candy Cane Lane is packed but we had a great time! Brigham shows his monkey some love.
The Boy makes a huge mess of the kitchen and his high chair. Maricela and Leo visit and bring Christmas gifts. We love Maricela and Leo! Ginger turns into a massage therapist. We rearrange the car-seats in Dar’s car to see if it will work. Ginger does a Vitamin Water sound bite. I reminisce over …
We take a trip to Kohl’s and discover ploy of the Auntie Clothing Designers of the World. Darcie shows us the thoughts of a typical female shopper. We pick up the kids and head off to Target where we are forced to drive the Hummer of shopping carts. We try on small hats. What’s the …
Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …
Bah Humbug!!! Ginger is lacking some Christmas Spirit. Santa personally delivered an Elf on the Shelf to our door and she thought it was just a toy elf. It took some serious convincing to get her to finally admit that the elf is only pretending to be a toy while we’re awake. Dar and I …
Just another day of messin’ around at the CottonPatch. The kids are doing great with Hazel. Brigham is into Hazel’s hats, he’s so funny. While Dar was preoccupied with Hazel, I took my kids on whip cream straight from the can ride. Shhhh, don’t tell Dar. Ginger teaches me how to do Crayon Barbie makeup. …
No dull nights here. We vacuum heads when we get bored. The boy takes a header and busts his lip on the tile. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… the fake tree went up without decorations but that’ll have to get done this weekend. The new baby is trying to make a break …
Gettin’ ready for Christmas and goofing off along the way. Dar and Tara were giving me grief for having long fingernails, a full beard, and long hair. I thought for sure Ginger would have my back but she sided with the pregnant lady and her mean sister! They threatened me with a Man-tervention… I don’t …
I’ve never had sweet potato pie… Until NOW!!! Lets just say that I have a new favorite pie. I’m really not into sweets unless they’re cold and fruity so I’m not really a pie person… this, however, changes the game! It’s not too sweet and the shredded coconut makes it so awesome!!! I asked Matt …
