Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses! SANTA & …
Ginger and I faunch up Hazel. Poor Hazel has the hiccups again. Brigham launches a full-fledged assault on the use of silverware. He makes a mockery of the civilized. We beat the tar out of the kids before bed. Tara tells of a recent diaper situation with The Boy; a very serious and completely gross …
Brigham and I go on the hunt for a hidden Ginger. Tara’s “very interesting stories” get put on hold. Dar takes over the Vlog and goes shopping with Tara. Dar buys too much scrapbooking stuff. People think they’re crazy! Tara doesn’t know the size of her bed. Dar is apparently a catalogue of bed sizes.
Ginger sings Jingle Bells complete with “A one hore hopen slay, HAY!” I pummel Ginger in a game of animal memory. Dar makes some warm chocolaty memories. We head out for some good ol’ family Christmas lights spotting. Candy Cane Lane is packed but we had a great time! Brigham shows his monkey some love.
The Boy makes a huge mess of the kitchen and his high chair. Maricela and Leo visit and bring Christmas gifts. We love Maricela and Leo! Ginger turns into a massage therapist. We rearrange the car-seats in Dar’s car to see if it will work. Ginger does a Vitamin Water sound bite. I reminisce over …
We hang with Napoleon, the Blind Shar Pei. Dar and I go ON A DATE!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!! Mission Impossible 3 made me want to race around, hang from ropes, and shoot bad guys! Ginger sings Walking in a Winter Wonder Land. Tina crawls through the kiddie tunnel. I take Napoleon for a walk while my …
Ginger and I partake of some delicious baby ribs. Mmmm Mmmm Good!!! The Bengals teach us about the qualities of Monday – loudly! Hazel has a hiccup curse from the womb that she hasn’t been able to shake. Ginger teaches me a thing or two about fencing with strips of paper. Dar busts out her …
We take a trip to Kohl’s and discover ploy of the Auntie Clothing Designers of the World. Darcie shows us the thoughts of a typical female shopper. We pick up the kids and head off to Target where we are forced to drive the Hummer of shopping carts. We try on small hats. What’s the …
We received an award at COSTCO for being “Parents of the Year!” Because we feed our kids fruit “eh-hem ice cream” before dinner. Ginger takes over the vlog and does a better job that I do. I discover Brigham is drinking about 8.5 gallons of milk a day. I head out to the college to …
Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …
