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Magic Reindeer Food

Sara the Elf has a HUGE surprise!!! I get pulled over on our way to a nice Denny’s breakfast. Somebody died in my Mom’s new apartment and she doesn’t care… but Darcie does. I have a super cute baby Hazel! There’s a bunny at the Fantasy Springs Box Office. Brigham has some sweet new DC …

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Chocolate Covered Garlic Pretzels… Oops!?!

Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses! SANTA & …

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Shampoo Mohawks make me smile

Lunch at Las Flores!!! YeeHaw! I have a serious talk with Dar and Tara about shampoo mohawks. I fall asleep on the floor with Brigham. I get a bunch of crap about the length of my nails. I sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in its entirety while we rock a game of …

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Auntie Clothing Designers of the World Unite!!!

We take a trip to Kohl’s and discover ploy of the Auntie Clothing Designers of the World. Darcie shows us the thoughts of a typical female shopper. We pick up the kids and head off to Target where we are forced to drive the Hummer of shopping carts. We try on small hats. What’s the …

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Parents of the Year!

We received an award at COSTCO for being “Parents of the Year!” Because we feed our kids fruit “eh-hem ice cream” before dinner. Ginger takes over the vlog and does a better job that I do. I discover Brigham is drinking about 8.5 gallons of milk a day. I head out to the college to …

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Sweet Cakery

Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …

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C’mon, it’s a holiday rite of passage!

Just another day of messin’ around at the CottonPatch. The kids are doing great with Hazel. Brigham is into Hazel’s hats, he’s so funny. While Dar was preoccupied with Hazel, I took my kids on whip cream straight from the can ride. Shhhh, don’t tell Dar. Ginger teaches me how to do Crayon Barbie makeup. …

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Watermelon Time!!! – day 08

Had lunch at Las Flores, WOO HOO!!! I love that place. Busy night getting ready for bunco with Dar and then the kids and I got kicked out!?! Whatever, we went to Church to set up tables for the dinner shin-dig on Saturday. Then we crashed Ben and Steph’s house. Thanks for the Pizza Ben! …

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Bustin’ Lips!!!

No dull nights here. We vacuum heads when we get bored. The boy takes a header and busts his lip on the tile. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… the fake tree went up without decorations but that’ll have to get done this weekend. The new baby is trying to make a break …

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Man-tervention, Really?

Gettin’ ready for Christmas and goofing off along the way. Dar and Tara were giving me grief for having long fingernails, a full beard, and long hair. I thought for sure Ginger would have my back but she sided with the pregnant lady and her mean sister! They threatened me with a Man-tervention… I don’t …

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