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Santa’s Little Helper

We’re at my parents house for a Christmas celebration. I give Grandma Robin a hard time for accidentally feeding me real meat yesterday. The food looks great! We rock out in Pa’s nightclub office (he sells Deejay equipment). The kids open mountains of gifts. Ginger gets her Mermaid bike that she’s always wanted.

Pillow Pet was a 5 Star HIT!!!

Santa ate almost all the cookies, the Elf donuts were gone and so were the carrots for the Reindeer. Ginger got a Rapunzel baby. Brigham got a Pillow Pet that he LOVES!!! Christmas is a special day because baby Jesus is a miracle. Jesus was born in a manger in a stable. We go to …

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Poop-thumb Saga

I enhance a spinning top with my Dremel Tool!! Oh yeah. That top is doing about 5,000 RPMs. I prep a garden for G and Grandma Sue. Ginger freezes me with her super ice power. Tyler explains the lesson in the movie Tangled, and now he’s in trouble. I come home to a frozen Darcie …

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Magic Reindeer Food

Sara the Elf has a HUGE surprise!!! I get pulled over on our way to a nice Denny’s breakfast. Somebody died in my Mom’s new apartment and she doesn’t care… but Darcie does. I have a super cute baby Hazel! There’s a bunny at the Fantasy Springs Box Office. Brigham has some sweet new DC …

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Chocolate Covered Garlic Pretzels… Oops!?!

Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses! SANTA & …

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Shampoo Mohawks make me smile

Lunch at Las Flores!!! YeeHaw! I have a serious talk with Dar and Tara about shampoo mohawks. I fall asleep on the floor with Brigham. I get a bunch of crap about the length of my nails. I sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in its entirety while we rock a game of …

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Silverware is for chumps!!!

Ginger and I faunch up Hazel. Poor Hazel has the hiccups again. Brigham launches a full-fledged assault on the use of silverware. He makes a mockery of the civilized. We beat the tar out of the kids before bed. Tara tells of a recent diaper situation with The Boy; a very serious and completely gross …

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Dar takes over the Vlog

Brigham and I go on the hunt for a hidden Ginger. Tara’s “very interesting stories” get put on hold. Dar takes over the Vlog and goes shopping with Tara. Dar buys too much scrapbooking stuff. People think they’re crazy! Tara doesn’t know the size of her bed. Dar is apparently a catalogue of bed sizes.

Spotting Christmas Lights (aka – “I pot one”)

Ginger sings Jingle Bells complete with “A one hore hopen slay, HAY!” I pummel Ginger in a game of animal memory. Dar makes some warm chocolaty memories. We head out for some good ol’ family Christmas lights spotting. Candy Cane Lane is packed but we had a great time! Brigham shows his monkey some love.

Maricela and Leo visit

The Boy makes a huge mess of the kitchen and his high chair. Maricela and Leo visit and bring Christmas gifts. We love Maricela and Leo! Ginger turns into a massage therapist. We rearrange the car-seats in Dar’s car to see if it will work. Ginger does a Vitamin Water sound bite. I reminisce over …

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