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New Year Jalapeño Shortage


Ginger leaves with Tara to tear up the clearance section at Target. I’m sick so I’m sporting socks and slippers. I shoot Brigham in the tummy with a cannon ball. Ginger goes on a bike ride to see Auntie. Tara plays a trick on Darcie with her new Google number. Ginger sings to the whole neighborhood and falls into boiling acid lava. I attempt to slam-dunk Brigham. Brigham and Ginger try fresh cranberries. G talks about her New Years Resolution. Darcie cuts Ginger’s hair even though I plead with both of them not to. There is apparently a jalapeño shortage in SoCal. Huge party at our house to ring in the new year!!!

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